Newsflash: KK has cellulite! Gasp.

So Kim went on vacation with her sisters to Mexico and some demon snapped some pics of her in her (tiny) bikini and exposed her unretouched cellulite to the world. O. M. G!

Poor Kim! Yeah, we said it (and yes, it almost hurts to have sympathy for a Kardashian) but honestly, who cares about Kim's cellulite?! Well apparently a lot of people do and to them we say GET OVER IT! There really should be a special place in hell for the photographers who torture these celebrities when they're just trying to relax on vacation from their insanely taxing celebrity lives!

90% of women have cellulite! 90% is almost everyone. It doesn't matter if you're stick skinny, on the chunky side or somewhere in between, cellulite spares very few and can start showing up as early as the vulnerable teen years.

And here's the thing, there's not a lot anyone, not even Kim Kardashian, can do about it. Lipo doesn't work and neither do expensive creams and strange machines. 

Despite the fact that everyone has it and there's nothing you can really do to prevent it, we still just can't get past our obsession with cellulite! It's a shameful reality that none of us is cool with our cellulite. Sigh.

What's a girl to do? Well for one thing: GET OVER IT AND LOVE YOUR FINE SELF and for another, though you can't prevent it or get rid of it, you can temporarily reduce the appearance of it, with a combination of massage and caffeine. So if you're headed to the beach and want to put your best butt forward, so to speak, get yourself a Simple Sugars Coffee Body Scrub. The caffeine basically helps to temporarily block fat and reduces water retention. Massage, which is what you do when you use the scrub, improves blood flow and circulation and has an effect in breaking down fat cells. Combining massage with caffeine can have a positive impact on reducing cellulite appearance. Not to mention, you'll get a coffee kick from the super smells-just-like-freshly-ground-coffee aroma and the smoothest, softest feeling thighs ever!

Does anyone have Kim Kardashian's address? She also has psoriasis and we'd love to help her out with that.