Need a day at the beach, but can't actually swing it?

We feel ya! Here in Pittsburgh getting to the beach takes some pretty serious effort and a flight or about 8 hours in the car.

What's the next best thing to sinking your toes in the warm sand and listening to the waves lap up on the shore? How about a nice, warm shower with our luscious, tropical Coconut Body Scrub? Alright, alright, we know what you're thinking... You're thinking: "well,that's quite a stretch!" Right? 

Well, desperate times call for desperate measures and we promise this is a pretty satisfying quick fix for a pick me up! Here's what you do:

1) Grab your jar of Coconut Body Scrub. WHAT?!? You don't have one??? Well, that's a crisis. Better get one. Actually buy two, because you want to have one on-hand to avoid crisis situations like this in the future.

2) Make yourself a Pina Colada. Here's the recipe.

3) Take your computer into the bathroom and play this.

4) Turn on the warm shower (not too hot now, that's bad for your skin...) 

5) Envelop yourself in Coconut Bliss. Leave the door open a crack so you can still hear the waves and reach your drink. 

6) Towel off and DON'T PUT ON ANY LOTION! That's right, because you don't need any lotion after using Simple Sugars! HOW AWESOME IS THAT?! Go NO-LO, baby! 

So maybe it's not quite a day at the beach, but we promise you're gonna feel better and definitely be super smooth when you're done. 

Enjoy!