"Smooth for Men with emu oil IMMEDIATELY solved the problem"

I can't thank you enough for taking care of the embarrassing, nasty flaky thing I had going on with my face for the past SEVEN years. Everywhere I went, the first thing to do was find the bathroom to check on my flaky, red splotched face.
I've tried nasty, stinky pine tar and all kinds of ointments and soaps and Smooth for Men with emu oil IMMEDIATELY solved the problem!
You guys deserve some sort of award or something...

-Michael